So to do an overview of the trip, I'm gonna split the USA thing up. Only way I can reassemble my brain.
1. The Road Trip.
We travelled 17 States on our trip, from the so damn organised and truly wonderful North, down through the middle of this great country into what became a slow burning, hot and amazing meander through the South. The people are what they are. Ordinary folk going about a days business and thankfully this trip has given us a chance to see how it happens. City life, country life, seaside shenanigans.
Your fuel is so bloody cheap. Your driving is crazy. Your country, or at least the half we've visited is energising. Three things to note alongside all the roads. Car sales. Used, new, doesn't matter, there are 100 dealerships for every person in the USA. Pharmacies! What is it with all the pills and drugs. The
only commercial enterprise more numerous than selling cars are the shear amount of pharmacies. Incredible!!!
Finally, churches. Boy do the Americans like to pray. Every town, village, hamlet or roadside trailer has a least five places of worship within walking distance. In fact churches are the only buildings constructed that don't need a car to get to.
So my observation along the highways and byways, is that the bulk of the USA is car, god and pill reliant. I am also amazed at the standard of driving here. Cars are not driven, they are aimed! No left or right flashers used, vehicles pull out yards in front of you and cross the road from the suicide lanes in the middle daring you to hit them. Speed limits on roads are ignored, traffic lights are for indication only. Drink driving is normal. Drivers still text as they go along and what is it ladies, with doing the make up as you attempt to steer in a straight line!!!
2. The People.
9/10 for friendliness, what a bunch of 'have a nice day' folk you are. And yet you really mean it and so did I and it was wonderful wishing we all had a nice day and meaning it. You know, the UK has become a bit miserable in its old age. Been there, done that, printed and exploited the locals to get the T shirt. But you guys over here, well, you're on your way. A young country with massive talent and a great attitude to life. Have a great time, I'm sure you will. Just take it easy on the pills!
3. Friends Along the Road.
People become friends and friends become family. And I hope that everyone who has challenged us and taken the piss and poured scorn and generally made the time on the interweb so much fun have enjoyed being along the road with us. Just doing what we do. Finally, to all our new friends that this trip has allowed us to meet. We had so much fun with you all, thanks a lot for the laughs.
4. USA, Is It Worth The Fare?
Ha! You think!!!! There's nowhere that's not worth being. I suppose if a wide eyed Arkansas boy was dropped into London or Glasgow, he would've felt much the same as we have at various points along the way. I get the whole, don't need to leave the USA thing now. The world lives here and you visit the world every day as much as you will allow yourselves.
Negril in Jamaica was integral to almost all of this trip, as it happened. Most of everyone we know, is because of Negril. We have been visiting this wonderful place almost all the time we've been together and as it turned out, celebrated our 30th anniversary in our spiritual home. Soon come.
This once in a lifetime trip of ours started with the passing of one of our 'turtles', Betty you will be missed as much as you were loved, but as Karma often provides, it ended with the arrival of a new turtle, baby Marley. She will be loved by so many people.
Planned for most of our lives that we've shared together, it's been memorable.






















































